Fofo Draws

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1. Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman | September 7, 2009 at 6:27 am | Permalink

   Thank you from the American Mustache Institute (AMI) for this drawing depicting the Mustached American lifestyle.

   Perhaps you should nominate yourself for the “Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year,” which you can do here: http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheAmericanOfYear.aspx.

   Regardless, we provide this disclaimer should you choose to live a Mustached American lifestyle yourself: AMI supports healthy, performance enhancing-free mustaches that contain no pesticides. While the vast majority of mustache wearers have highly positive responses from friends, exotic dancers and grade school teachers, mustaches should be worn at your own risk, understanding that AMI is not responsible for mustaches that make men look like child molesters or Dave Navarro. Wearing a “Dictator” mustache may lead to repeated beatings, and women are encouraged to avoid wearing mustaches if looking for male companionship or hoping to find employment outside of waste collection. If a mustache causes you to have an erection for more than four hours, seek immediate attention from a doctor, spouse, girlfriend, or Dave Navarro. In extremely rare cases, mustaches may cause significant decreases in sexual activity, friendships, and approval by society at large. Consult a physician before exploring your personal mustache capabilities, as premature mustache growth may lead to feelings of despair and depression.

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